Archive for August, 2005

What was the point of that?

“Out of the Closet” has been up for three weeks now. So far I’ve failed in my ultimate ambition of getting sued by R. Kelly, but I have succeeded in getting 35,000 visitors to come to my nascent web site. Which is wonderful, although it’s kind of sad to think that the one […]

What is a Dechievement?

The concept of the dechievement is simple: in the struggle to “make it” as an artist, rising above the competition is not the only way of garnering attention. Essentially, if you are trying to stretch the boundaries of what’s been done before, it’s possible to undercut what already exists, rather than trying to hold yourself […]

R. Kelly - Out of the Closet

An unreleased version of R. Kelly’s Trapped in the Closet has been found, in which R. tells the tale of an entirely different sexcapade! Here, in his own words, is the “shocking truth!”
Mr. Kelly, why don’t you tell us what really happened?

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Or listen to the chapters individually:
Chapter 1 […]

So I just found out about Lulu.com, which is a publishing website, primarily for books. Basically you can get distribution for a book you’ve written without having a publisher–they print and ship books on-demand (it’s kind of like what mp3.com was for music, back when it was useful). What a great idea–you could […]

Is R. Kelly Advanced?

Damn. With the all-capitals formatting of the title you can’t tell that “Advanced” is capitalized. It’s supposed to look like this:
Is R. Kelly Advanced?
This clarification is necessary because the uppercase version of Advanced means something different than the lowercase version. Well, what is this difference? What does “Advanced” mean? I’m glad I […]