Archive for October, 2005

But it’s not.

Basketball season is about to be underway, and here I am with a busted ankle. So how do I get my roundball fix? Vicariously, through the pacifying device.
I just finished watching Nike: Battlegrounds on MTV2. If you’re a fan of the sport, quite simply, I think you should check out the show […]

I haven’t yet figured out an ideal way to post updates to the Actual Movies page. As it is now, the page is incomplete, it’s updated irregularly, and an “update” consists of adding one or two movies to a much longer list, which no one even notices anyway.
So this is where I say that […]

Current Actual Movies

If you are unfamiliar with this new and ridiculous ratings system, please refer to the Actual Movies, Explained page.

Actual Movies

After Innocence1
Batman Begins
Bob Dylan: No Direction Home
Closer1
The Constant Gardener
Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room
The Self-Made Man
Why We Fight1

Pseudo-Actual Movies

Charlie_____________________ory5
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Some like it raw

There’s a problem with sex in the movies: there’s not enough. Crotchety old people complain about nudity a lot, which is amusing–do these people not shower?–but if anything, sex is drastically underrepresented on film. Here at No Film School, I declare that we do not see enough cellulite on celluloid. Well, not […]