This New Site Spoils Every Movie You've Never Seen

If you're one of those masochistic people who gets a rush of adrenaline from a perfectly-worded spoiler, today is your day.

The new French site Spoil Me—which lands somewhere between a Twitter parody account (your drunken cinephile aunt) and film school SparkNotes—aims to be the resource for movie ruination. 

Case in point, this spoiler for Memento:

(If you didn't get that, try a mirror.) The site is translated, so some of the spoilers are a little less than perfectly worded. But just because the site is French doesn't mean it gives priority to the French canon. For example, we found this gaping hole in the archive:

So we knew we had a job to do.

Some of the spoilers are glib, while others are right on point.