No Film School

About a year ago I wrote a lengthy post, as I do, comparing the events of my manic quest to move to New York with the dramatic structure of a screenplay (small defeat, small triumph, large defeat, large triumph!), but the post was boring–even for me, reading about myself. So, I figured I’d try [...]

Why would you walk around with a shirt like this? Are you telling the world, “I’m going to die?” Are you telling others they’re going to die? I cannot begin to fathom why you would want a picture of your own head, circa 2090, emblazoned on your shirt. Do members of the [...]

Last week I saw an ad for the upcoming ABC primetime television show Cavemen, a spin-off of the GEICO television commercials that have been airing for the past couple of years. First I’d like to point out that the show is a runner-up for the Most Unoriginal Title award (for whatever reason, my personal [...]

My creative juices have been diverted to my new internet film project for so long that I don’t have much left in the tank to write the oh-so-clever blog post that this ought to be. Functionally, this post should suggest I’m a self-deprecating, talented writer in addition to a resourceful no-budget filmmaker… but I’ve [...]

I’ve been working on an internet video serial for the better part of the past year (yes, despite avoiding writing about “starting a film career,” I am actually, actively trying). My once-a-month-at-best posting schedule on this site is likely due to the amount of time I’ve been putting into this project (at least, I’d [...]

This is one of my favorite DVDs, and is perhaps the sole reason I troll the “Special Interest” section of the warehouse of disposable consumer electronics that is Best Buy. Hidden between videos of contortionist girls in spandex, monster trucks eating smaller vehicles, and guys dunking on each other (which I also enjoy) is [...]