Breaking your ankle in two places? Fun. Breaking it after you've just finished six months of shoulder rehab? Even more fun!
It's not really swollen much anymore, although it was a week ago. You didn't need to see that, though. In fact, you didn't need to see my foot at all. Sorry.
I wrote "hilarity ensues" in the description of this site because I figured there'd be a lot of obstacles preventing me from establishing a film career in NYC, and it'd be fun to document them. I didn't expect that breaking my foot before I even got to New York would be one of them, though.
EMPLOYER: Hello, is this Mr., um...?
ME: Bilsborrow-Koo, yes.
E: Right. We received your resume and we'd like to get you in for an interview next week.
M: Ahhh... I can't really do that, see, because I have to elevate and ice my foot five times a day right now, and, well, I can't really travel 500 miles--
E: I don't see where on your resume it says that you're an unhealthy bastard.
M: I shoulda known from the kids! They called me Mr. Glass!
E: I thought it was Mr. Bilsbor-whatever.
M: It is. I could probably make it up there in, say, a month?