"... then why couldn't they give us portrait mode for video so we could have some BOKEH?" maybe because using excessive bokeh is the sure sign of an amateur.
I have to say that I've put lavs on hundreds (maybe thousands) of people and have never once felt the need to put my hands under their clothes.
Stopped reading after: "I’m on Windows and have never used Final Cut Pro."
I have to disagree with Charles when it comes to AE being the "gold standard" for subpixel sampling. Apple Motion and by extension FCPX has excellent subpixel sampling that's at least as good as AE. So animating photos with a plugin in FCPX or natively in Motion would be just as good (and faster and easier) than doing it in AE. I'm working on a feature historical documentary right now that has tons of photos and being able to do high quality photo animations on the timeline that are rendered on the fly is a huge benefit to my productivity.
I will look forward to paying for the privilege of beta testing and reporting all the bugs this camera will have when it finally ships sometime in the next three years.
Oh look! A $30,000 security camera!