I just want to make movies
I can see it now! After dropping $200 to watch my first movie that's still in theaters I realize I'm also watching highly compressed video. Then my girlfriend would turn to say "You paid that much to watch The Cobbler 2?"
"Yes the Cobbler made me fucking cry, it set Adam Sandler apart from his terrible past!"
"It's a piece of shit, It climaxes out of nowhere... like someone I know"
"Listen Samantha, I don't have time to talk about my sad sex life. I'm trying to post a comment about the future of video distribution!"
"You mean none of this exists and you're wasting people's time?"
"Yes. Please for the love of God let me end this future discussion now!"
So what do I do if my whole script has a continuous line going through it?
Wow times have changed! I'll never forget when I was a kid and I made my first feature! It was amazing. I recreated a torture scene! I named the main character Steven Spielberg and he looked like him too(thought the movie buffs would dig it). When it came to editing I only knew how to spit it out on VHS tapes in 5 minute increments. I named it after its opening line "I'm going to Torture and Murder You." I could picture it in blockbuster! I couldn't wait! So I picked up my cardboard box full of 24 tapes and sealed it with duct tape! I cut my hand while working and thought maybe I could spell out the title on the box!
It was perfect, but how would I get it out there! Who better than the real Spielberg! My friend said he knew where he lived after some illuminati orgy he attended, being a kid I had no idea what he meant. So I ran down the street with excitement! I noticed there was a massive fence blocking me from entering. Then out of nowhere his dog began barking! I was freaking out! I quickly lifted the cardboard box and tossed it over and landed with a thud and a Yelp! I realized I had killed his dog! What have I done? So that's when I bought a gun and-
Ha got off track! Anyway I learned my lesson, I think the percentages are decent for iTunes. Might not be a bad way to distribute your "2nd" film.
I was roaming around my dead grandfather's attic gathering toys as usual when a gust of wind blew from the window. The wind was so strong it lifted a blanket off an old chest. I opened it and found a super 8 camera with the name DEAKINS etched in child's handwriting. I took the camera and the chest slammed shut with a ghostly scream! Trembling, I left downstairs holding the camera tight. To my surprise the camera didn't work.
I couldn't sleep that night, I was tossing and turning. That's when I heard it... CLICK, CLICK, CLICK. I knew that sound! It was the sound of FILM running through a camera!
Quickly I ran to the camera. I found it shaking violently on the table, I reached my hand out then... SILENCE. It stopped...
I carefully inspected the device, I held it. It felt heavier than before! It couldn't have loaded film in without help. I looked around. That's when I heard whisper... "DEAKINS"
I turned to look at the camera.. did the camera just talk? I carefully placed my eye in the view finder... BAM! Colors everywhere! Colors that I never knew existed! Is this what God could see!? I felt power going through my body.. I quickly pulled away. I felt weak. My hands were heavy... but my eyes! My eyelids were too heavy!
I ran to the bathroom, knocking into walls like a blind man. I felt the mirror.. My hands felt wrinkly. It took all my strength to open my eyes but I did. That's when I saw it! The Horror! My skin was wrinkly all over! My hair was white!! I looked like I was 66! I pulled away seeing the world differently. Numbers scrolled across the walls as if I were in some kind of Matrix! They were footcandles! I knew where the sun was! No wait... I can control it!
I AM DE-
Anyway, long story short I would recommend buying a c100 mk2.
That's a beautiful camera but can it film humans?
How do I talk to the humans to make my movie?