Agreed it's a classic, but nothing compared to the Strudel Scene in Inglorious Basterds.

This is as bad as Lucas messing around with the Star Wars original trilogy.

So this is an incredible idea, but the accountant part of my brain asks,"How is this a better ROI in terms of time & expense?"
Besides the Adobe license, is is cheaper and faster to purchase the projector and invest in the 1/2 hour of digital prep, than just using a practical effect of fresnel & window blind, attached to two tripod stands?

My question is why was Chrome sniffing around the Unix root level anyway?

And I believe the heat will really come down on the regression acceptance team within Apple, about how they could let something like this get past their approval.

Simple, elemental technique - always shoot with the lens at widest zoom. This means you have to place yourself almost next to your subject, but doing this almost eliminates any jerky movement (that is magnified when lens is at partial or full zoom), and as a bonus, you get a very tight DOF, depending on your iris.