January 29, 2017

Tutorial: How to Use the Most Perfect Video App That Will Never Exist

This is the greatest fake video app of all time!

Sick and tired of all of those pesky problems you have to deal with in post, like bad framing and vertical video? This app fixes all of that. (Or at least it would if it were real.) Edit Button Touch is a fake app developed by Grog Movies that allows users to do just about anything and everything, namely the things that are a royal pain in every editor's ass. Render times cutting into your dating schedule? Skip 'em! Screen frozen? Edit Button Touch lets you say (click) "no" to all that mess. Here's a nifty tutorial that shows you how to use it:

[This video from Grog Movies was featured on Indy Mogul's Saturday Morning Special show.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zn0rlAHaMI

For those who may not get satire—this video is totally satire. So no, unfortunately there isn't an app that magically lets you skip renders or change actors' performances in post, but one thing's for sure, Grog Movies definitely hit the nail on the head with this spoof video. All of those annoyances, like having to edit a scene that is riddled with poor composition or wishing there was a way to fix footage shot in portrait mode. I mean, I have legitimate anxiety relinquishing control of recording important events on my phone, because all of my non-filmmaker friends never think twice about recording in portrait mode. (I hate it!)

Which features do you wish the totally fake video app Edit Button Touch would include in future updates? Personally, I'd love to see an "auto-aging" feature that lets you adjust the age of all actors playing detectives, lawyers, therapists, and other professionals in college film projects. It'd be revolutionary, because how many 18-year-old detectives, lawyers, or therapists do you know? Let us know in the comments below!     

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It's great!

Yeah, that vertical format thing. I see people shooting video of horizontal subjects vertically. They have to pan back and forth to get it all in. Meanwhile they're getting mostly sky and ground. I sometimes ask people why they're shooting a horizontal subject vertically and they look at my like I'm crazy. One guy even said "This is the aspect ratio of today".

January 29, 2017 at 11:58AM, Edited January 29, 11:58AM

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"This is the aspect ratio of today". :)

February 13, 2017 at 5:41AM, Edited February 13, 5:41AM

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Gaurav Dhwaj Khadka
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Hmmm... but who knows it might come true in the future like what Lytro did to the camera focusing system! We never know!!

January 30, 2017 at 2:33AM, Edited January 30, 2:33AM

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Dibyendu Joardar
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The video is app is really cool. I have recent downloaded this app from vshare app (http://vshareappmarket.com/). You can also get many video editing apps for free on this app store. Thanks for the wonderful tutorial.

January 30, 2017 at 4:51AM

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This video app is really good. I have recently downloaded app (http://www.vshareappdownloadios.com). Many video editing apps are available on this app store. Thanks

May 10, 2017 at 6:33AM

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June 2, 2017 at 2:03PM

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August 21, 2017 at 12:50PM

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The video app is really cool. I have recent downloaded this app from vshare app (http://vsharedownloadz.com/vshare-helper/).

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