December 12, 2013

How Many People Has Arnold Schwarzenegger Killed (On Film)? Watch Every Single One

Arnold-Schwarzenegger-in--001If I had to describe an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie (save for a handful of family flicks) I'd say they were a deluge of destruction and musclebound mayhem. Whether he's playing Hercules, Conan, or the T-800 Terminator, Arnie has made counting kills a true cinephile's pastime, and for all of you Arnold fans, Auralnauts has just uploaded a video that counts every single one of his movie kills! It's a celebration of all the things that makes him so fun to watch -- the utter carnage that follows him wherever he goes. (For all of you non-fans -- seriously, what is wrong with you!?)

I won't ruin the video for you by giving away too many details, but let's just say that Arnold has killed many, many, many dumb henchmen and evil masterminds -- even animals. (Don't worry, they were deadly.)

The video counts every kill from his first film Hercules in New York (1969) to The Last Stand (2013), which means that his latest film Escape Plan (which hasn't been released on DVD/Blu-ray/VOD yet) isn't even factored into the massive number. Though the Auralnauts team wasn't going to factor in any kills made in his TV appearances, they do include a few.

For the creators of the video, the utter determination it must've taken to painstakingly count and tally each one must've required some Herculean strength. So sit back, relax, and enjoy 28 minutes of film history violent awesomeness from The Arnold. (An annotation in the bottom left corner of the video gives a link to the commentary version.)

What is your favorite of Arnold's kills? Share your thoughts in the comments below!

Link: Auralnauts channel -- YouTube

Your Comment

11 Comments

This edit bored me to death. Add me to the count!

December 12, 2013 at 7:12PM, Edited September 4, 11:45AM

0
Reply

only watched 71...

December 12, 2013 at 7:27PM, Edited September 4, 11:45AM

0
Reply
Juanky Alvarez

Uh... Thanks for making the video, but why such a long edit? Could have been compressed to a few minutes.

December 12, 2013 at 8:00PM, Edited September 4, 11:45AM

0
Reply
Frank

The "Sopranos" murders ran something like 4 min ... OK, 9 min [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvp45eE5dSM ]

December 13, 2013 at 1:23AM, Edited September 4, 11:45AM

0
Reply
DLD

I made it to the end. Favorite was the ice cream cone.

December 13, 2013 at 5:07PM, Edited September 4, 11:45AM

0
Reply
Mike

first 4 minutes are not great, but once it gets to terminator its all pretty awesome.

December 14, 2013 at 9:41PM, Edited September 4, 11:45AM

0
Reply
andy

Indeed. It starts slow, but patience is rewarded. If you stopped it in the first 4 minutes, you're luggage.

December 14, 2013 at 10:27PM, Edited September 4, 11:45AM

0
Reply
avatar
Ryan Koo
Founder
Writer/Director

HOW MANY PEOPLE SIT ON TOILET NOW GLOBAL WORLDWIDE?
HOW MANY TONNS OF c4 are now brought in Position in front of the nsa-bunker
but the 450.000 agents do not see it because they must spy every human on this
planet?
HOW ILL CAN ONE BRAIN BE?
HOW LONG DO WE GASP in VACUUM?
HOW MANY BIG MACS can one MAN eate?

....... for what did Einstein ever thought and invented e=m.c 2(up)???

"one stone and one stone....hmmmm.. tree stones....!"

December 17, 2013 at 3:50AM, Edited September 4, 11:45AM

0
Reply
harbonemac

I can't make it at 1 minutes 25 I quit

December 19, 2013 at 5:59PM, Edited September 4, 11:45AM

0
Reply
Pierre Samuel Rioux

He killed way more than that

December 24, 2013 at 5:30AM, Edited September 4, 11:45AM

0
Reply
Mike

Loved Conan's baseball sword action. What I want to know is the average number of rounds per kill and the total number of bullets he shot.

December 30, 2013 at 8:11PM, Edited September 4, 11:45AM

0
Reply
Dandytrooper